"Myself and my two boys are stuck in London with a bad case of icelandic volcanic ash, could you rebook our flights"
"Certainly Madame. Any day?"
"Yes, why not Monday, that way I can get a bit more shopping in, buy a bigger suitcase and we can all watch Ipswich play".
"Done, anything else?"
"Yes, can you book me a car, a blue one"
"Done, anything else?"
"Could you cancel the tennis lesson appointment"
"Done, anything else?"
"Can you arrange for someone to feed the tortoise whilst your away"
"Done, anything else?"
"No, thats fine ............... for now"
"Thank you madame for using the Husband Helpline for high service and low cost! - please call again soon, your happiness is our goal"
Well, you did say you were bored!!!
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